Funnies From the Book of Jonah

This morning Jonah comes up to me and says, "Knock-knock. Now Mommy, you say 'Who's at the door', ok?"

So I dutifully answered "Who's at the door?"

"Lettuce" Jonah replied.

"Lettuce who?" I responded.

"Lettuce at the door to eat!" He said and started to laugh.

"Why is there lettuce at the door?" I asked.

"Because it's a joke!" He said.

It's a good thing his best friend Allison gets his jokes because I'm afraid they are a bit lost on me. Though I do think he is pretty funny!
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Last week we were driving around in our new van after picking Jonah up from a playdate with his friend Micah. I asked Jonah "So did you have fun?"

To which he replied, "Yes!"

Then I asked, "What did you two play with at Micah's house?"

"Oh, just random things." he said.

Honey Daddy and I were just laughing in the front seat, wondering where that came from! After all, this kid is three years old... not fifteen!

Kids say the funniest things, don't they?