*We did not put up our Christmas tree the Saturday before Thanksgiving. We are not that excited for Christmas, no way!
*I did not get so busy with Thanksgiving preparations that I neglected to bathe my boys for nearly a week... that would be gross!
*I absolutely do not pin down my 8 month old with my leg so I can change his diaper and clothes (even though he must be the wiggliest child ever).
*We did not leave our pillows at my parents house in Wyoming after visiting for Thanksgiving. We are WAY smarter than that!
*When my potty-trained two-year-old had a rare accident in the middle of the night, I did not cover the damp spot on his bed with a towel and blanket and then return him to bed because it was quicker than changing the bed. I'm not that lazy, right?
*I did not accidentally hit the wrong button and publish a post that only had a title.
*I did not eat slices of 4 different kinds of pie within a 24 hour period. Of course I would not justify it by insisting that everyone else had more than that!There. Don't you feel better? I know I do!